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  • guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
  • guys: ew, fat chicks
  • guys: ew, skinny chicks
  • guys: ew

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

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fierrrrrrce:

Noooo stop

fierrrrrrce:

Noooo stop

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circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

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fierrrrrrce:

ugh
lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE